But first, let me take a selfie.
A couple accused of stealing a bottle of whiskey from a Melbourne liquor store has apparently decided to commemorate the occasion.
The alleged offenders walked into a bottle shop in the North Melbourne corner of Canning and Lorne Terrace around 12.30 pm on Saturday.
They snapped the shot, seemingly oblivious to the security cameras watching their every move, before asking for a bottle of whiskey and doing a runner.
Victoria Police has now released their images in the hope someone can help identify them.
